It's my pleasure to welcome Kerry Freeman to the blog with her new release, Pine Tar and Sweet Tea. Even the title conjures! Be sure and leave a comment with your email because Kerry is doing a book giveaway!
I met Kerry face-to-face for the first time at GayRomLit and now i'm even happier to have her talented self here. Kerry did her first reading at GayRomLit and she's going to tell us about it. Take it away, Kerry --
Saying Dirty Words in
Public, or How I Survived My First Reading
Any reader of my stories
knows I haven’t the slightest problem writing dirty, dirty words. I can wax
poetic on any number of sexual acts and positions, and my characters love to
tell each other exactly what to do or how they feel.
For GRL last week, I was
scheduled to give a reading from my new book Pine Tar & Sweet Tea. I
decided to read from the first few scenes of the first chapter, long before my
guys first jump in the sack. No problem until I started to practice in front of
my husband.
“Um... um... um...”
My husband stared at me.
“What?”
“Um, René says ‘fuck’
here,” I whispered.
“You say that word all
the time.”
“But that’s in
conversation,” I whined. “With people who know I’m a freak. This will be
in front of strangers.”
My husband laughed at
me. “So you can write it but you can’t read it?”
I continued to practice,
and I was getting pretty good at the parts without curse words. But I was still
stumbling over a few choice sentences. I practiced some more. Changed the
section I practiced. Changed it back. The morning of my reading, I was still
nervous.
As usual, I was hanging
out with my bestie Bella Leone. She was trying to calm me down. “Why are you
worried about the scene you’re reading?”
“Um, René says ‘dick,’”
I whispered. “And David says ‘pussy.’”
She looked at me like I
had three heads. She’s read everything I’ve written. Literally. She knows I
wrote a circle jerk scene. She remembers the short story with the Daddy/boy
kink. She also just knows me well. We have had phone conversations liberally
peppered with “fuck” and “asshole” and “dick.” Not to mention our discussions
of gay porn.
She rolled her eyes. “Oh,
get over it.”
And this is why Bella
and I get along so well. She has no problem telling me to cowboy the fuck up.
So I went back to my
room and practiced. And practiced some more. I practiced until “fuck,” “dick,”
and “pussy” just rolled off my tongue. And at the reading, when the moderator
asked if I’d go first, I said, “Yes, please, before I chicken out.”
When it was all said and
done, I survived. People chuckled in most of the places I wanted them to. I
didn’t stumble over the curse words. I didn’t pass out. All and all, it was a
huge success.
And maybe the next time
I do a reading, I’ll manage to read a sex scene. *laughing hysterically*
Pine Tar & Sweet
Tea
by Kerry Freeman
edited by Jules Robin
cover by Fiona Jayde
published by Loose Id
Contemporary M/M
118 pages
Buy at Loose Id:
http://www.loose-id.com/pine-tar-sweet-tea.html
Blurb
After playing eleven
years in the Minor Leagues, Coach Matt Hawley has returned to his tiny Alabama
hometown to lead his old high school baseball team to their first state
championship. At the other end of the state, René Días, who left the Major
League after one season, is getting his team ready to defend their state title
for the second straight year. One is in the closet. The other is between
relationships. Neither has any intention of hooking up at the state tournament.
Then they see each
other.
Pre-game lust turns into
an intense one-night stand neither man can forget, and when their best friends
embark on a romance, Matt and René are thrown together again. This time they
decide it won't be for just a single night. But the fear of disappointing his
minister father and shaming his family forces Matt to keep one foot in the
closet, even as he and René find their lust is maybe something more. He's going
to have to make a choice between between his family and his freedom.
Excerpt
The clubhouse was
sweltering, and René took his cap off to wipe his brow. The rows of lockers and
wooden benches always reminded him of playing in the majors, where reporters
wouldn’t even wait for the players to get fully dressed before accosting them
for quotes about that night’s game. He’d never quite become comfortable with
holding court while dripping wet and towel skirted. Then again, he’d never
quite become comfortable with a lot of things he encountered his one year of
major league play.
“Good afternoon, Coach
Días.” The umpire walked toward him with an extended hand. “Good to see you
again.”
René shook the umpire’s
hand. “Good to see you again too. Hopefully you’ve had a good year.”
“A very good year.
Thanks for asking.” The umpire nodded at David. “Hello, Coach Reynolds.”
“Hey, Bob,” David said,
smiling. “No need to be so formal. We’re old friends by now.”
“Let’s just say I
definitely wasn’t surprised to see your team back in the finals.” The umpire
smiled. “Gonna be a great series, that’s for sure. Your opposition looks good.”
René’s ears practically
twitched at the mention of the team from North Alabama. “Have you met their
coach yet?”
“Met him this morning.
He’s quiet, seems pretty serious. Nice fella too.” The umpire chuckled. “Speaking
of which… Hello, Coach Hawley.”
The gracious greeting
René planned stuck in his throat the instant he turned and gazed into a pair of
intense blue eyes. René forced himself not to gaze up and down the opposing
coach’s tall, tight body, but he couldn’t help following as Hawley slowly
licked his lips. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, the man had the most incredible
wheat-blond hair just begging to be pulled.
David cleared his
throat. “Um, Coach Hawley, I’m David Reynolds, Mobile’s first-base coach.” He
shook Hawley’s hand. “This is René Días, our head coach.”
René finally remembered
he was supposed to talk. “Nice to meet you, Coach Hawley.” René held out his
hand.
Coach Hawley wrapped his
long fingers around René’s hand and held on to it. “Nice to meet you too. Call
me Matt, though.”
“We’ve been looking
forward to playing your team.” René smiled when Matt’s grip tightened. “I’ve
heard great things about how you’ve developed the team since you took over this
year. Congratulations on your first state final.”
“Thank you. This is your
school’s third year in a row here. That’s a sure sign you’re doing something
right down in Mobile.”
If there was a sure way
into René’s good graces, it was to compliment his team. He could think of
plenty of other ways the gorgeous Matt Hawley could impress him—most involving
them being naked together—but they had a few baseball games to play. René
released Matt’s hand and tried to ignore David’s bug-eyed look at his side.
The meeting with the
umpire was a formality. They discussed the rules of the best-of-three series
and the umpire’s definition of the strike zone, and the coaches gave the umpire
their batting order. René concentrated on each word of the umpire’s speech and
blocked out the coach next to him. Baseball was serious business, and he couldn’t
let Matt, however tasty he appeared to be, distract him. But as soon as the
meeting was over, René found himself locked into that deep blue gaze again.
Matt swallowed slowly. “Well,
René, it was nice meeting you. Good luck.”
“Thanks.” René could
feel his cheeks heat. “Good luck to you guys too.”
Taking two steps back,
Matt pulled on his baseball cap and smiled before turning to walk away. René
couldn’t take his eyes off the slow sway of Matt’s hips. For just an instant,
he imagined digging his fingers into those hips and the kind of bruises it
would leave on Matt’s fair skin.
“Down, boy!” David
punched René’s arm. “And retract your tongue before you close your mouth.”
René suddenly remembered
where he was. “You think he noticed?”
“You’re kidding, right?
I would say he noticed you every bit as much as you noticed him.”
“I meant— Oh!” René
stared toward the door. “Cool.”
David shook his head. “Son
of a bitch,” he muttered as he stomped off. “Biggest game of the year, and now
he decides to take the dick out of storage.” He spun around and faced René
again. “Just great!”
René jogged over to
David and threw his arm around David’s shoulders. “Aww, come on, baby. Don’t be
jealous.” He guffawed when David shoved him away. “You’re still my favorite
guy, even if you kiss like a girl.”
An extended middle
finger was the only farewell David gave him. Still chuckling to himself, René
pulled his cap down over his eyes, adjusted himself, and walked into the
sunlight to begin batting practice.
*********************
Kerry is also a cutie. Here's a bit about her.
Kerry was born and
raised in Alabama, and she grew up swearing she was going to get the hell out
of Dodge the instant she could. Turns out Dodge ain’t so bad, and she never
left. Alabama’s version of a city girl, she married a country boy, and the
adorkable couple lives in a small town with their two socially awkward dogs.
Kerry loves to write
about love, and it turns out most of the voices in her head are men. She also
loves to write about the South, so most of her stories end up there, one way or
another.
A tomboy and a geek from
way back, Kerry has a day job but dreams she will one day write full time. She
has a weakness for yaoi, Japanese stationery, YA, and ginger-haired singers
from Britain. She owns an impressive t-shirt collection. Nowaki & Hiroki
are her homeboys.
Links
Website: http://kerryfreeman.com/
And if you want to follow Kerry's Blog Tour, go check it out.
Thanks to Kerry and to you for being here today. Remember to leave a comment WITH YOUR EMAIL to win a copy of Kerry's book! And i love Blog Followers!
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I want to read this one, it sounds great!
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Thanks! Good luck :)
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Thanks! For gay sports romance, I recommend books by Kate McMurray and Lex Valentine as well as "The Locker Room" by Amy Lane.
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Good luck!
DeleteI remember Susie Bright talking about the importance of readings in HOW TO WRITE A DIRTY STORY, and how hard it is for a lot of people. (She even suggested that the super-shy have a friend read it if it's too difficult, though she says she never has that problem.) Anyway, sports m/m is my favorite, so I'm psyched for the book!
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Oh, I will have to check her advice out - thanks!
DeleteCongrats on surviving your reading...lol. :D
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lkbherring64(at)gmail(dot)com
Thank you! It was a good experience, and I might even be crazy enough to do it again :)
DeleteI laughed so hard at your description of reading dirty words. It reminds me of when my friend, Sloan Parker, wrote her first book MORE. It was the the first truly graphic m/m book I'd ever read, but because she had written it, I wanted to read it. I cracked her up when I told her that I blushed all the way through it, but loved the story. I don't blush so easily now, but I can certainly feel your pain. LOL The book sounds great! I'd love to read it. Good luck with it!
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I LOVE More - such a good book, and Sloan is awesome. Imagine having to write your first sex scene. I had a little liquid courage the first time ;)
DeleteFun post. Nice cover.
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Thanks! Fiona Jayde did a great job on the cover.
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Good luck!
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Thanks! Glad you liked the post :)
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ReplyDeleteGlad I made you laugh :)
DeleteLove that I'm not the only one who gets worked up saying those bad words during a reading! Very intriguing!
ReplyDeleteNope, you're not the only one :) I wonder how many other readers were a freaked out as me.
DeleteI don't have any trouble saying dirty words. I wonder what that says about me? LOL
ReplyDeleteJyl22075(at)gmail(dot)com
LOL! Yeah, my friends think it's hilarious that I get all flustered considering I don't have a problem breaking out those words when we're talking.
DeleteThanks for the post and the excerpt! I think I would be mortified to read a sex scene in front of a crowd but a little cursing would be fine! Luckily I doubt I ever will!
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Oh, there's no way I could read a sex scene! But I went to AC Katt's reading, and she read a scene that curled my hair ;)
DeleteHahaha... omg, I wish I could have been there to see this! lol...
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the excerpt! I really hope I can get this book soon.
Thank you for the giveaway!!
Judi
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There may be a video! My husband still has to check and see if one of his cameras got it all.
DeleteCONGRATULATIONS to the winner of the drawing:
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I'll email you shortly!
Thanks to everyone for entering and be sure to enter the grand drawing at my blog:
http://kerryfreeman.com/2012/10/pine-tar-sweet-tea-virtual-tour-kickoff/
YAYYYYY! Yvette. Congratulations and thanks to everyone for entering and making Kerry feel welcome. : )
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